We all live our lives chasing that one, formidable something, when in reality, that thing we spend so much time wishing, hoping, and searching for has been in front of us the whole time.

mister-smalls:

nylooms:

tupacabra:

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it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

The Fault in our (Lob)Stars

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fabledquill:

criticizing the catholic church, and particularly the sale of indulgences

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sluttyoliveoil:

once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”

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laughfever:

Hi, I’m Timmy Turner and i STOLE FROM MY MOM’S PURSE

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spookyjohansson:

*Jesus does the cup song at the Last Supper* You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.

(Source: officialwintersoldier, via whenthecitysleeps09)

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